Yes, I know there are many reasons, and I'm sure you have your own. But I bet they aren't my reason. So it's pretty hard to listen to the radio at the moment without hearing their song 'What makes you beautiful'. It's not a bad song; it's a catchy tune, nothing wrong with it; I can see why it's done well for them. But it bloody well annoys me so much every time I hear it because of one line in it. No, it's nothing to do with images of beauty or the rather cliche hair whipping references; it's the line "that's what makes you beautiful" stuck on the end of the chorus.
It annoys me. They've just spent the whole time explaining to the girl that she is clearly beautiful and just doesn't know it. Great, excellent, fine with that! But now you go and say it's because she doesn't know she's beautiful that she is beautiful? My paradox sensor just exploded and imploded simultaneously. That's frickin impossible guys! If she's only beautiful because she doesn't know she is beautiful, she needs to be beautiful before that which is impossible because you get stuck in an infinite loop. Mathematicians' and logicians' minds would explode if they heard this song; but there's not much chance of that thankfully.
Think it through, and your mind will boggle. It's just a ridiculous thing to say. And for that alone, I hate One Direction.
Q.E.D.
Woop your back! And I love this post, it did make me giggle and thinking about it (it did take a few minutes) you are actually right about the beautiful thing lol - looking forward to more posts soon :)
ReplyDeleteWell it took me even longer to figure it out! You lost me at, "that's fricken impossible guys!" Sometime you really know how to mess with the old folks! ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's about time you posted something, I thought you had given up blogging for something better...Hhmmm!
I don't think I've heard that song over here, and now I think I really don't want to. Good to see you back...I thought maybe you were so busy eating all that delicious risotto that you didn't have time to blog any more. ;)
ReplyDeleteThats why my sister doesnt like them . . . But just because you dont agree with the lyrics to a song doesnt mean you should hate the people who sing it . . . Im pretty sure they didnt write the lyrics
ReplyDeletethey did write it
DeleteIf you read my follow up article, I admit that I don't *really* hate them. It's just a way of making the article interesting.
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ReplyDeleteI liked One Direction..... They were ok but now you have got me thinking otherwise.......
ReplyDeleteIf u give them a chance you'll find out that they're really nice guys who have good individual voices.
ReplyDeleteWhat did they do to make you hate them? YOU MADE THEM CRY! Whey do you hate them?
ReplyDeleteWhat did they do to make you hate them? YOU MADE THEM CRY! Whey do you hate them?
ReplyDeletePeople dont get how popular one direction are if you dont like them you dont know what music is.I dont get why you hate them there amasing, if you dont like them its because your jelouse of there looks,there personality and there popularity.JESOUSY IS SO SAD! get a grip i dont think they care what you think i no i wouldnt they have there Directionars and we stick togerther what ever happens no matter what happens i love them and thats that so just go away and mind your own buisnes i dont care what you think and you can hate me if you want but there beutiful and all there little things so get lost and think about what you put before you put it.!!!
ReplyDeleteOk lets just get a little thing straight. One direction all have feeling and by "hating" these people you know nothing about is pretty pathetic.what gives you the right like come on grow up. You font know how much these 5 boys have done. Don't even get me started on Louis, he has to much to count. Along with the other boys. It makes me sick seeing you directionaters hate about people have tried hard to get what they have. It wasn't a magical dream it was hard work. Don't say bad stuff about people you don't know they are just as amazing as anyone!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLook, ok everyone has their opinion, but making a stupid blog about it? Whl does that? Apparently DRAMA. Aka, dumb retards asking fir more attention. Thisn proves you want people to die. Yes. Your mum especially. So listen to other songs. God.
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