First you love her; she can do anything, and everything she does is amazing. Slowly you get used to her and start to want more out of her. You only want her to do the things you want and when you want to. Then she starts to play up and she doesn't want to do what you want. You get annoyed, frustrated and then angry. You hit her until she does what you want, but the harder you hit her, the more she plays up. Eventually you go too far, so you dump her and move on to a new, better looking one. The cycle continues, and cannot stop because you are as dependant as they are. But that's not how it should be.
It's never, ever, ever ok to hit your computer.
Even if it jams every second minute.
Prevent computer abuse!
P.S. In writing this parody, I in no way condone any actions of physical or emotional abuse to women. Neither do I seek to belittle those campaigns seeking to prevent such abuse. In fact I support them wholeheartedly. The above is essentially a reflection of my current situation, in which I have found myself hitting my computer when it jams. Please don't take any offence, because none is intended!